The "Mom Diet"

Several years ago, my mom and I were talking, joking around, and she said that when she was going through her divorce from her first husband, her "divorce diet" was white zinfandel and Marlboro lights. 

Well, my smoking days were when I was in college and grad school, and fortunately I haven't smoked in over 6 years, but I realized tonight that I have a "mom diet" - coffee, wine, and animal crackers. 

Oh, and lots and lots of grilled cheese sandwiches. 

That, and the daily frappuccinos from Starbucks, might explain the weight gain, huh?